Twisting Sentences

  "I prefer an annoyance of pretty."

 "How tea flames?" " I self flame John."

 "I ate female jews with thief."

 "I went to all pill."

 "I like the animals, overcoat the dog."

 "I dull witty five minutes."

 "He wine at eleven."

 "My mother age pretty."

 "In my free time I like painting squares."

 "The book slavery a woman that is..."

 "....but what is hundrend is that..."

 "This topic is a lot of seen."

 "Is my dream become something in east life."

 "I usuallied go to the cinema."

 "This jacket is very face."

 "When we regret to my house..."

 "I touched me the lottery."

 "I like a heap."

 "If you don't have a family you feel very tapeworm."

 "Me slope very much speaking English."

 "In the attractions wet us but we gave us equal."

 "The best proffession for me is player of NBA by a lot of thinks."

 "The Saturday I went bought and did buy a dress very monkey."

 "With sixty-five years to my backs."

 "I want to answer you if our date following on foot."

 "Mai father is guasing the car."

 "The train deserve the pain more that the car."

 "It is three past room."

"That so these?"

"Start lessons wings eight."

Twisting English Translations

  Cambiar de ambiente. - "To exchange atmosphere."

  El cohete ha despegado. - "The rocket has unglued."

  Matar moscas. - "To RAID."

  Fantasma.- "Casper."

  Fuí el sábado por la mañana. - "I went saturday tomorrow."

  Son amigos. - "They sound friends."

  Esbelto. - "Esbeltesse."

  Hacer la pelota. - "To do the ball."

  Fuí a la farmacia a comprar aspirinas. - "I went to chumist to buy aspirines."

  Suelo levantarme temprano. - "I ground unsleep soon."

  Netherlander. - "Neandertalense."

  Lo siento pero no pude evitar oir...- "I sit down but..."

  A menudo. - "De continue."

  Bocadillo. - "Pan's and Company"

  Tomé un bocadillo. - "I take a boccata."

Twisting Spanish Translations

  We are the champions of the world. - "Somos campiñones colgaos de la pared."

  Crisps. - "Crispis de Kellogs."

  I want to have a rest. - "Quiero tener un restaurante." / "Yo te rescataré." 

  Pleased to meet you. - "Perdona, no te había conocido."

  Haven't you heard about the new movie? - " Tienes que dejar de moverte."

  But Pauline Castle wouldn't get involved again. - "Pero a Pauline no le quisieron envolver el castillo."

  Pacific Islanders. - "Pacíficos irlandeses."

  How do you spell your surname? - "Tu sabes hacer submarinismo."

  Turn the TV off! - "Turno de apagar la tele."

  Don't stand up! - "Queta hay!"

  He went to Buenos Aires and there he got a job on a ship that was sailing to the USA. - "Se marchó a Buenos Aires, allí empezó a trabajar en una tienda de ultramarinos de Estados Unidos.

  Mortage. - "Mortaja"

Twisting Compositions

 "With my mother I carry good. Of my father I pass. If this is a family that come God and see it."

 "We are in the beach for one month. When raisin this time we come back at home."

 "My family was a family of much dinner because my drandfather make of or live one party never stopped of drinkin of to go why woman and my family can't stop the foot a my grandfather. My grandfather one day desovered who the bank can't prest dinner or CC was in number red and my granfather said "Oooh! Who Alá our ampared!"

 "I began to work to be able to pay me the trip. Total that one day without thinking it I made the suitcase." 

 "We went to the beach with encourage of taking a bath but towards cold."

 "My worst nightmare's that I'm walking for the wood, how derrepent a wolf!"

"Actually I get up at five o'clock in the morning for study hyphen, next to at eight o'clock I go to the burden the scenes."

"Also I like the profession of teacher because I like the children and it's a profession chest of drawers."

Other Twistings

  Plural de man. - "mansses"

  Pasado de catch. - "catchu"

  Pasado y Participio de fall. - "follen / follen"

  Infinitivo, Pasado y Participio de disparar. - "gun / gan / gun"

  Escribe una frase con enjoy. - "Olgueis Coca-Cola."